Guest: “I’d like a Bud please.”
Cocktail Warrior: “I’m sorry, we don’t carry Budweiser.” [pointing to the beers displayed on the back wall] “But we do have Heineken, Amstel Light, Peroni, New Amsterdam, and Miller Lite.”
Guest: “You don’t have Bud?
CW: “No, we have Heineken, Amstel Light, Peroni, New Amsterdam, and Miller Lite.”
Guest: “Damn, I really wanted a Bud.”
CW: “We have Heineken, Amstel Light, Peroni, New Amsterdam, and Miller Lite.”
Guest: “You sure you don’t have any Bud back there?”
CW: “We have Heineken, Amstel Light, Peroni, New Amsterdam, and Miller Lite.”
Guest: “Oh.” [pause] “Can you run those by me again?”
CW: “We have Heineken, Amstel Light, Peroni, New Amsterdam, and Miller Lite.”
Guest: “Okay, just gimme a Beck’s.”
CW: [collapses]
Thursday, September 13, 2007
"Dept. of Things That Happen Far More Often Than You Can Possibly Imagine:"
Labels:
Amstel Light,
Beck's,
beer,
Heineken,
Miller Lite,
New Amsterdam,
Peroni,
utter disbelief
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